This Conjurer Definitely Had Help From The Mysterious Side
Last week I was sitting in the lawn chair in my backyard, when something altogether amazing happened. This guy came by, floating in his hot air balloon, and asked me if I wanted to go and see a magic show. I didn’t have any plans, and there wasn’t anything particularly good on TV, so I figured, what the heck. He picked me up, and dropped me off in front of a bakery. Yes, a bakery.
This guy was doing some of the most incredible magic I’ve ever seen. When I walked in he was doing these wicked card tricks. He’d ask somebody to pick a card, and then have them show their friends, like normal. Only he’d have them put the card back in the deck, but then the card would show up in their sock or their wallet or something.
Then this guy started doing these crazy mentalist tricks. He started reading everybody’s minds at once and mixing their thoughts together. He would make up some weird poetry on the spot, and it would incorporate all these people’s deepest, darkest secrets. To say it was strange would be beyond the wildest limits of my capabilities of expression.
After that, he started doing basic illusion tricks. Rabbits out of hats, birds out of shoe boxes, normal stuff that you’d find ads for in the back of popular science. He did make this girl’s bra disappear, which was pretty cool. I don’t think she was too happy, though.
I could only take so much of this before I had to go back outside. It was by far the strangest magical experience I’ve ever come across in my short life. But just as I was about to walk down the street, I heard a voice behind me.
You must learn magic tricks! You must study the ways of the dark arts in order to perform the reality bending entertainment that is your destiny! I was too scared to turn around, because I was afraid of what would happen if I did.
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