Range Rover Brigade

I like the Range Rover car, I always have. Its bold, big and best of all British. Its still the choice of the Royal family on occasion and so it must be doing something right. However in my opinion it has become synonymous with a few stereotypes in the last few years. Read on.

Unfortunately the Range Rover does seem to be attractive to some undesirable characters. Its the chosen Audi A5 Plymouth car for many a white collar gangster. I said this to my mother and she rightly questioned, how do you know? The answer, I just do. They tend to like additional body kits on the car and they are no stranger to blacked out windows. They also favour the Hummer 4 x4 but it is not quite as popular as the Range Rover.

Then there is the Cheshire set. No Cheshire family is complete without a Range Rover on the driveway and it is usually for the lady of the household to drive. Lady Range Rover drivers tend to be blonde, although it may not be natural. They are usually stick thin and have a good tan all year round. Obviously the Range Rover is an essential park of living in Cheshire as how else would you transport all that shopping. I actually saw a recent picture of Coleen Rooney trying to close the boot of her Range Rover Sport. She was too small too reach. Maybe Range Rover need to offer the optional extra of a step ladder.

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