catch your eyes on Harper’s Island
http://www.collectcheaps.com/products/1154-Harpers-Island-Season-1-DVD-Boxset.html was a horror thriller/mystery created by Ari Schlossberg for CBS’s 2008–2009 television season. The series premiered on April 9, 2009, at 10:00 pm ET/PT. Harper’s Island had only one season with 13 episodes. At least one character (or as many as five) were killed off during each episode. The first three episodes aired on Thursdays, but CBS moved the program to Saturdays during the week of April 28. The final episode aired on July 11.
Even without a killer traipsing around the island, this party would be in trouble. The bride has a boyfriend on the side. Her father is trying to stop the marriage. The female guests maraud around in their underwear, Henry’s uncle threatens to blackmail his father-in-law-to-be, and Henry’s brother is suicidal. Even the flower girl seems pained, frying slugs with a magnifying glass and looking generally creepy.
All this emotional turmoil appears premised on class differences. It’s no secret that bride Trish (Katie Cassidy) is much wealthier than Henry. She originally came to the island as a vacationer, while he cleaned the luxury boats to earn his keep. The show clearly delineates between the locals (Henry, Abby, and Abby’s torch-holding ex-boyfriend Jimmy, played by C.J. Thomason) and the upper-echelon vacationers (Trish, her father, and all her friends). Abby wears a denim jacket, while her fellow guests—when they see fit to put clothes on—prefer chic party dresses. This conflict could unfold intelligently, a la Veronica Mars, or perhaps offer Dirty Sexy Money-style exploits of the rich and their bad behavior.
Unfortunately, clumsy writing gets in the way of potential insight. One bar patron angrily walks up to J.D. (Dean Chekvala), the groom’s brother, and with little prompting says, “So, I heard you tried to whack yourself again.” That patron is never heard from again; his only function is to deliver that bit of background on J.D. And poor Trish has to look her sister in the eye and say, “We all know you have the perfect life, don’t pass judgment on mine,” as if such stilted speech were somehow natural.
Trying to suss out the motivation and identity of the serial killer while guessing the next victim is fun so far. Harper’s Island‘s producers have promised resolution after 13 episodes. That means there must be an economy of storytelling, with no digressions to drag out the central plot. Unfortunately, if the bad dialogue persists, we may be learning the killer’s name because some party guest will feel the need to explain too much.
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