Whoopdedoo! Look at Me Holding Up This Big Check!

Affiliate marketers are always talking about making big money while working from home. They say anyone can do it, and to prove that fact that show off their big internet checks. No, not the big checks given out for promotional reasons. Big money checks! We’re not aware of any other industry on the planet where big checks are shown off as a way to show success. We just think that big checks should perhaps be reserved for charitable contributions instead. Here are a few of our favorites.

For a Cause

It feels SO good to be an affiliate.

Here’s a REAL big check from some affiliate marketers. And these are the only types of big checks we’d like to see from these people, since this is going to go to some good community use.

For What Cause?

Wait, this is for who?

Here’s another group of affiliate marketers that care so much that they are giving out a big check. And it’s paid to the order of “Affiliate Marketers Give Back”! Hmm … who is this going to again?

Even Bieber Does Affiliate Marketing

Notice how he seductively tucks the check under his chin.

This guy is the owner of Lazymilliondollars.com, and although he doesn’t show the amounts of his affiliate checks, he gets a mention because he’s rocking the Justin Bieber haircut.

Don’t You Wish You Could Get This?

It doesn’t happen every day.

Here’s exactly what we’re talking about. Over at the site Affiliatebloggerpro.com, getting a 50K check is a normal ordeal. Too bad we can’t see the details on this check.

He Loves Cash

“Look at me. I’m so lonely. Wait, not with this check!!”

Jeremy Schoemaker is the owner of Shoemoney. His “Shoemoney System” is the reason why he’s able to get checks from Google in excess of $100,000. He says you can too, if you buy his system. Right.

Here’s a $27,419.21 check, complements of an affiliate account from hostgator.com. Whatever website was able to sell that many web hosting accounts for that company is worthy of that check.

This Might Not be Real

Smells fishy.

So if you actually get a big check as a affiliate marketer, don’t you think that you should do a CLOSE-UP OF THE AMOUNT?? You wouldn’t have to add the number via Photoshop if you did it that way.

Is this a REAL Affiliate Check??

Don’t you wish you could get a worthless check like this?

On the other side of the spectrum, many on the internet have been around to witness the rise and fall of Yahoo. To illustrate how they have lost their relevance to companies like Google and Facebook, why not send out $0 checks?

Dan Cawrey is a freelance writer who covers topics ranging from making money online to consumer credit cards.

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