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The following scenario is purely fictitious, and any

TV

Manufacturers had no contact, only to laugh, not really.

Spring morning of March 1,

States United States

Somewhere a child.

A brand

Promotions

Members operating in Northeast accent sings: spring wind of reform in Montreal, former casino change

Shopping

China's color TV and more competitive and treatment of infertility to the new.

A customer came.

Customer: I want to buy Taiwan

LCD TV

You what features the product tell us about?

Promoters: Uncle, you will find on the brand, and my color TV is the alien technology can be magical it!

Customer: How magic ah?

Promoters: There are two major features?? "Six qualities of a large

Lose weight

"So, how kind, powerful, right?

Customer: ah!? This TV can also lose weight?

Promoters: This does not, immediately scare you very much, as long as you follow the instructions say to do, you can utilize to lose weight magic.

Customers: how to do ah?

Promoters: As long as you use every day of our TV watching television 30 hours, less than a month to ensure that you have to have more slender slim.

Customer: so wonderful ah, that "six qualities of" how serious it?

Promoters: the "six qualities" were somebody, the traditional color TV, can only be made in three colors, is the red, yellow, blue …….

Customer interrupted to: Don? Red, green and blue is not it?

Promoters: Red with yellow is not green yet? Uncle, you do not interrupt, listen I would finish first.

Customer: Oh

Promoters: We have color TV, in the basis of red, yellow, blue, adds to the black, white, transparent, three colors, so that

Color

Substantial increase in saturation, so that people who watch TV a good eye discomfort, no panda eyes.

Customers: it is too powerful friends!

Promoters: Of course, the uncle, Upon my honor you say, my TV, but by the Mars cottage factories out of technology, we produced a coolie joint venture, with each part processes are through 27 layers of

Filter

Of.

Customer: Well, I like the cottage industries of technology. Then I want a 40-inch LCD TV, Do you have it?

Promoters: Uncle, I have here are 42-inch, pack your satisfaction.

Customer: Well, you use

Panel

The first generations of product ah?

Promoters: of course, the seventh generation of the most advanced screen was.

Customer: Well, good …… Hold on, I think I heard that the seventh generation 42-inch screen is not ah?

Promoters: Uncle, you obviously do not know, the seventh generation of screens in Japan is not 42-inch cut, because their technology can only cut out 40 inches to, but our

Cutting

Technology more advanced than Japan, so we can cut out 42 inches.

Customer: hey, this troubled world has become really fast, can not think of domestic products are so competitive and the.

Promoters: can not say that, in fact, other technology and quality of domestic brands is still very backward, we are the only advanced because we are manufacturers cottage with a joint venture of Mars.

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