Don’t you just hate when he runs out of toner
Sitting at home, feet up watching a bit of telly while the wife is upstairs getting ready for the past 2 hours. All in preparation for a great night out at the laughter lounge. Ah yes its great been a man every now and again! No need to blow dry the hair straight, or start shaving other parts of the anatomy other then the face. No, just throw on a nice ironed shirt, a pair of stylish jeans, maybe give the shoes the once over and we’re done. Down comes the wife eventually rushing as now its cutting it fine, couldn’t make up the mind which dress to wear and off course the man is no help. Both look equally great! And then the bomb shell is dropped, did you print the tickets!!!
S..t no I forgot the man replies. And you’ve been so busy down here doing what for the past two hours while I was.. bla, bla, bla….
OK I’ll print them now he replies; it will only take a minute on my latest toy the colour hp all in one printer bought for a song from the fabulous Office1web.ie site. So on goes the laptop. No need for the cable these days as it’s a Wifi printer he reminds himself. Just open up the email confirmation which includes the tickets in there, click print and we are back on track.
Then, as if lightening has just struck his left temple, it happens, out of Ink, replace your black ink now… No this can’t be happening, Life just can’t get any lower than this, he’ll never live this down.
Then he remembers that big report he printed the other day and the multifunctional printer even displayed low on ink messages to him then. He even got the email from Office1 offering savings on Ink and toner. How stupid does he look now as the wife looks on with pity in her eyes as if he is just too stupid for his own good. All he needed to do was to buy 2 of the HP 920xl Inkjet cartridges the last time he shopped with office 1 and they even offered him extra savings for buying more than one with their amazing quantity breaks.
Well all he can do now is too close the laptop in a quick snappy action showing leadership, slip it into the nice slim leather laptop bag, stick it under his arm and say OK we’re ready, if the tickets can’t be printed then they can simply scan then from the screen. Let’s go sweetie, we’re ready!
You just got to love office1web.
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