Women should learn to take liberties with her husband
This day and age, can be really difficult to find a good husband. Even if the child goes to get a card hand, a woman can not be taken lightly, dangers, maybe her husband went out, they encounter a great talent of the Woman, the two swords, her husband was seized by a Woman … …
Today, the love of this era slogan is: does not last forever, just a moment with care! Rivers and lakes do not mix a long time, this is also out of date ah?
The original seven-year itch has long been turned into a three-year itch, the itch in March. In fact, people who have a hate the animal, in order to marriage happy, every day there is fresh content for the love of charge. Women must learn to take liberties with her husband.
1, we should always give him a shock or surprise: such as birthday, send flowers, buy a cake is too general, do you get a delicious cuisine smoke taste, you’d better dress yourself, but some beautiful, he see more, do not How to dress nice, you look like dressed up as a two hundred and fifty, a lot of Xiao Bianer head comb, wiping a red cheeks, a smear cheeks, told him it was the custom of your home, favorite people to be dressed as birthday two hundred and fifty. Scare after he finished, you call back the way dressed lady with him to the more romantic place to eat … …
2, from time to time the equipment installed pain: a very nauseating tone shouted: “My husband, my killing me ah, you give me rubbed ah, here, here, not ah, here …” “Oh, not here, ah, I want to rub you die ah? so how do you color ah? you think bullying ah? ”
3, to improve the cultural enrichment: for example, always read the poem: “hoe Wo day when the afternoon, sweat Wo soil.” Drill into the arms of her husband asked: “Are you hoe Wo? Who is when the afternoon ah? Look tired every day of you ah, sweat Wo soil … … ha ha ha ha ha … …
4, always give her husband a point puzzle: “a minus one equals a few ah? Fool, do not know it! Equal to two it, you touch ah, I had to cut out your son is the two do not?
“My husband, if a major earthquake, and a beauty you just trapped in the elevator, how do you do ah? ‘”
5, to give her husband full freedom: teach her husband how often molested female colleagues: take a coin: “I’ll teach you a trick move molested female colleagues.” Coins with your fingers good clip, said: “I ask you questions , out of coins before you answer. “The first question:” How old are you? ”
Her husband out of coins from your fingers, to answer.
The second problem, too.
One last question: you and your husband bridal night my husband and the first thing you say what? “And then use the power of two hands clenched, would not let him out of coins, he would say:” Hey, you too tight, I could not pull. “Ha ha ha … … a success! Asked her husband:” learn, right? ”
6, the time to write, experienced “bite” like the word, ask her husband: “This, this ‘bite’
Word how to write ah? Oh, think of it think of it, is not oral sex ah? (*^__^*) Hee hee … …
7, with the lipstick in the stomach, breast painting got the idea form, to surprise her husband.
8, her husband a bad mood, you get angry, it’s like pretending grievances, to his story: “Bulls on business, cow do not trust one person at home, put it to a friend elephants there, leading the Bulls back home cattle go back, surprised, said ‘Hey, big cow B ah! “then point to his forehead, said:” It’s you! ”
9, learn dance, just watching TV to see the old ads on the breast, came up to him jumping on a strip, pose a more sultry than the TV … …
10, if you put your first time to her husband, and occasionally to let her husband recalled the first time you recall, when he learned the way, learn the more stupid the better. If you do not the first time to her husband, her husband filed, you tearfully: “I can always tell you the first time, you are so I can not not find the root noodles hanging, 5555555 …” and then in his arms shamelessly.
Female compatriots, to refuel, to take liberties with her husband’s love your top, love you a million years!
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