and down the front of his pants
"I don’t fucking believe this," Delvina said. "Is there anything else that could friggin’ go wrong? This whole week is caca."
Delvina marched past me and went straight to his hedge. "Oh jeez, just look at this," he said. "One of the plants is all broken. There’s gonna be a big hole here until this grows."
I’d sort of gotten over the weak-knee thing, since I’d had a chance to check both guys out and knew they weren’t packing. Maybe an ankle holster, but that didn’t worry me so much. I’d seen cops try to get their gun out of an ankle holster and knew it involved a lot of swearing and hopping around on one foot. I figured by the time Delvina could get his gun off his ankle I’d be long gone, running down the road. In fact, I was having a hard time not going narrow-eyed and pissy because I’d gone to all the trouble to manu-facture a tear and no one was noticing. I mean, it’s not every day I can pull that off.
The driver had joined Delvina. "Maybe you could do a transplant or something," the driver said. "You know, one of them grafts."
"Christ, my wife’s gonna go apeshit on this. This is gonna ruin her whole garden club standing if we can’t get this fixed." Delvina had his hand under his shirt and down the front of his pants. "Oh man, I got hives inside and out. I swear to God, you should just shoot me."
"It’s them people," the driver said, scratching his ass. "They’re putting the juju on us. I say we dump them in the Delaware."
Delvina looked back at the house. "You could be right.
I’m getting tired of them anyway. And I’m starting to think the heartsy-fartsy lady doesn’t have what we want."
Delvina and the driver started to walk back to the house, and so far, I hadn’t gotten any kind of a sign from Diesel, mystical or otherwise, that the coast was clear.
"Hey," I yelled to Delvina. "What about my car?"
"What about it?" Delvina asked. "Don’t it drive? It don’t look so bad to me."
"You got a cell phone, right?" the driver said. "Call your club. You got a new ‘vette. You probably belong to a club. Like AAA or something."
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