40 text messages you have misunderstood
1, I was journeying at your sexy body, naked in front of me twisting and gently touch your skin, I can not resist the temptation: the boss, I’m going to fish!
you happy because I’m happy, I am happy you are happy, I worry because you lost, I lost because you were ill, I laugh because you are strong a, I money because you sell ………… Zhu A
3, the first time I was very nervous, he has asked me to gently relax, and then into my body, there is bleeding, pain shouting no words, they realized … donate blood so !
4, that night I hold you, tell you to put that thing in your ear, you say wearing only Goushuang feel now is the rhythm, all right … do not wear helmets traffic police grabbed supposed
a crush on you, see you at first glance, I assumed you must have these people in my life, but my only regret is that ………… sorry, I gone wrong
6, when you leave me in silence, pain in, I do not know what to do, watching your back, and I hate myself, all my fault … get up early a little on catch up with the car
, you know? Every day I miss you, every night studying at you. When you want to eat, sleep when I want to work and would like to say to you ………… hurry to repay
8, I really love you, do not want to leave you sad you let me set deep. If you really do not want to let me down, Please hurry up up … stock market
10, you are kind like a cat, you are loyal like dogs,juicy couture outlet for kids, you are cute like a bird, you know the way like a horse. your excellent like butterflies, you industrious like the bee child, you are similar, it is no wonder everyone calls you ………… animals
11, first time I saw you, I’ll say to yourself: Do you the goal of my life, I want to pursue you and hug you. I would like to announce: I love you … the yuan
12, the day without you, life becomes uncomfortable, and I hate that hateful third party, you did, you and whether he has a new feeling? Really want to come back to me – the wallet
13 Do not ask me why I cry, my tears flow for you, my heart is broken. I hate the man, Why should you take away from me … dead thief
14 shy sentence has not been brave enough to declare to you, but today I finally found the courage: you When invited me to dinner?
15, if there is no wind, the clouds do not move; If there is no water, the fish can not swim; If there is no sun, the moon will not light; without you … stupid not exist
16, diners: go to bed one night how much money? (Dumplings how much money a bowl) waiter: rogue! Six wool merchant: six hair? Such a level should be. To three nights
, 17 too many times (sometimes twice a day), where the hair is messed up, no pleasure in the Choucha when we break up … toothbrush
18, when I was destitute, sitting next to me is you; around me when I was sick injured you; I unlucky in love, beside me, or do you … with you bad luck
19, cool! bought this pair it.
20, look at you that the body of the flow line, I burst into flames, poke the cover of you that have not yet opened, insert the easy member of Fu-nan ∧ the haggard вǖ capsule Wo Dan ⊙ Telephone? br>
21, thought the two itching to hold a Bang Bang, insert the middle of rush, short stick, two does not itch , and my heart do not want to … smoking committed it
22, late at night and walk alone on the cold streets of a lonely heart, nothing in mind, the mind is always thinking of you, missing you, hope you, and miss out loud to say to you … I eat the okay
23,Women’s Abercrombie Fitch T-Shirt, how many times have you Huanen body close to me, that tenderness, caress, I enjoy the waves of pleasure However, after I enjoy, but you losing weight. poor soap
, 24, I have been by your side, have repeatedly worried about you, today you have eaten? Did you sleep well? The middle of the night will be cold? I always know that you will not take care of themselves, whenever I go away, you jump out from the pigsty. 25
, you light * on me, slender little hand stroked my tender skin, gentle mouth suck my body fluids, until satisfaction is floating in the air to leave! Oh damn mosquitoes!
26, you flash over to make my blood boil, emotions, looking at your back, you really want to retain, I told myself, can not let you leave, never … thief Oh!
27, a ride to Caesar the front line case in the fork in the road traffic police. Traffic police busy shouted to him: the palm of your hand. This happy back hard: Comrades!
28, last night, I dream of you: we walk in a small river, and cuddling with. Gazing into my eyes, affectionate to spit out the words … bark the Wang
29, Spice call a taxi. Each other: Miss, may I ask you later what to wear? Spice Girls: red miniskirt! Each other: where are you? Spice Girls: the thigh! 30
, hungry I could not resist the temptation. You make with your intimate contact produced bursts of unspeakable pleasure, I feel the Earth rotation and would like your big belly afraid to make great … Dear beer
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31 the vast sea, most exciting for you, you like do not mind the expression, made me dull indifference of so I can not declare his intention, but I unable to extricate themselves, and now I want you to know … you stepped on my foot !
32-Yesterday, I dreamed of you, really, the sky is so Ming Jing, the sun is so bright, the sea is a oasis in a vast, you stand on the blue beach, I take a stick to poke your , hey, this little tortoise shell quite hard.
33, I like crawling around in your body, like rubbing every inch of your skin, like lying in your arms the moment I can not do without you, I love you – sofa
34, in our friendship on the journey sometimes you do see me at your side, not I forgotten you not let you alone to go, I chose to walk in behind you when you do not accidentally fall I ran to … the step to feet
35, the next meeting you, I will draw you to the bedroom, locked the door and quickly put you down on the bed with a quilt over my head, stretched out of my hands … You see my phone is blue.
36, has been a soft spot for you, your face all the time came back to me! I am poor do not expect, and now I have the money! And says loudly: the boss, that pig I cut a half!
37 Since these days, I’ve always wanted to give you three words, but was worried that even ordinary friends can not make, but I could not, or would like to say: to borrow some money!
38, ah! Your skin is so shiny, you radiate the smell is so hard to resist, let me fiercely bite you it, my dear – Pork.
39, how can I bear to watch you go? We spent how many warm and happy moments, but today we should break up! Sad eyes looking at you, shout at me: Wait, this dog, I do not sell
40, today people see you as you are charming, wearing a plaid vest, leisurely walk, a Vice detached look comfortable, it is very cute, I really do not know you was how surpass the rabbit?
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