Hilarious 2010 classic reply to the final version
the farthest distance in the world, both of us to go out, you buy the Apple four generations, I buy four bags of apples
2 world is so chaotic, install pure to see who .
3. to their English name, called the pressure on Alexander.
4. I use a sack of money to college, a sack for a book; graduated, these books for cash, but can not afford a sack!
5. we come from Jingdezhen, where the rich cups and cutlery, the most famous is sensitive porcelain. We also divided the kiln and kilns, the kiln is specifically sensitive porcelain kilns to make a cup. 6. since won neuropathy, the whole spirit of many.
7. questions: see male friends, the other has been hinted that it would like to go to bed, to ask: Is it the friends meet to go to bed?
friends: meet an online friend does not go to bed? Are you kidding, we all so busy.
8 registration site I have a habit of requiring a user name, registration Sina fill Sina, registered Yahoo called Zhang Yahu registered Baidu write Baidu, sign up for Google I changed Harigaya song. Received a phone call today, and asked: Miss Zhang Jianshe? I know, the Construction Bank to sell my personal information ……..
9 tian ~ an-door to change the image of Chairman Mao, Ah Q actually replaced with who I told a friend.
11 Travel is tired of living to others tired of living place. on
12 Jackie Chan starred in the TV series live 30 years old. . . . . . .
13 to learn his son is not good, scolding mother scolded, his son with sad eyes looked at my father said: Why did you marry her? Dad said with sad eyes: not because of you! this world
14 most KB of things are not KB molecular hijacking you, but Philippine pol.ice to save you. . . . . .
15 children, stupid people is final.
16 last night, the phone connected to the wifi there is a notice is to update the system. Finished updating can not be on wifi.
asked HTC customer service, my HTC G7 This version is sold in Tanzania. There is no wifi.
17 is my moldy ghost, you are my flower, You are my sorrow is the lead melon ….
18 Beijing zang road big traffic jam is the world’s only in the space to see big traffic jam. pocket
19 hides 2 dollars, heart 500W
20, we the Chinese nation is a wise nation, for example, in order to solve the problem of traffic congestion, invented a way to work in the peak shifting. Another example is in order to solve the problem of high prices, invented peak shifting to buy a house, specifically: Some people this
life to buy the next life of some people to buy
21 I have never and boyfriend photo betray you to prepare anytime, anywhere. . .
22 What are the age that rogue consciousness.
23 Guangzhou Railway Station survival formulas: do not eat, drink, do not say, do not ask, did not answer, stop, ignore, regardless. Has been out of the square, to the station for the center, less than 1000 m, all strangers are a thief or Dairen.
24 I see every time the guy is somehow guilty feeling, and my heart is old and wondering how can with a little connection. . .
25 / highly educated and can not find a job in this society, most do not / security / fixed factors, see the phrase, I seem to understand a few decades ago, Sun, Mao and many other gentlemen was also employment problem was desperately looking for their jobs
26 in the supermarket and saw a tied up with the crabs to climb from the freezer of 18.9 yuan to 28.9 yuan closet, I burst into tears, you too TM motivated !
27 I live on the second floor, a stick of incense before the time the clothes to dry on the balcony, wearing uniforms junior high school look like a boy playing downstairs carrying a bag while walking: I love not my lover, she was following every inch belongs to another slightly miserable … loud and clear voice! Presumably behind the last part of her true ** … the
28 A – News Network in
30 on extras acting are superb, the People’s University he sent did not let Hu total / book / / remember to open the bedroom door encounters three students beating the Mahjong San Queyi.
31. [to survive inflation, do not add a lover; in a timely manner to get rid of the affair; to maintain the existing number of children; to cook at home less out of ganging up; 5, multiple less information call; sit others car to go its own way; let others pay for the bread they eat; try to forwarding others to save his own brain.
32. a migrant worker carrying luggage walking down the road, a car head on collision fall. the driver out of view the situation of migrant workers: Will the your Lao Zhangren is governor do? The answer was not asked: What is your father is Li Gang you? The answer is not to ask: What is your Chongqing pol.ice? A said, not workers relieved, exhausted body strength to say the last words: You wait,Men’s Abercrombie Fitch T-Shirt, my mischief not let you!
33. teacher standing on the podium, the earnestness of the students said: you remember. Shenma official second-generation, second generation rich, and had all the clouds, in order to amount to anything in the future, have to seriously study out! candidates B: between 1 and 3 Examiner: There is no scientific concept of development, roll! candidates C: You said that a few is a few examiners: crab too, out candidates D: do not know, but are unsure, ask the above Examiner: Congratulations, you are hired, tomorrow go to the Bureau of Statistics report.
35 sources, overwhelmed by the Southern Weekend, not only for employees made iPhone 4, 20 pounds per person made a sweet potato, the implication is: newspaper people do not call the shots, not as good as home to sell sweet potatoes.
36. Niubi, a Niubi channel called CCTV10, have a Niubi part called into the science tells a 牛逼 the story of a fast hardware farmer One day the farmer electric pen, inadvertently found that the wall live, then find the ground is also charged and last Niubi found the air in the room actually charged into the science to the study on the next two episo des, and eventually found : electric pen is broken.
37 so-called universities: the prison, the quality of hooligans,abercrombie uk outlet, Kiss, open, consumption of white-collar workers, school dream, skipping the universalization of the bedroom cafes of make-up specialized tuition aristocratic Journal of Baidu, myopia comprehensive the canteen feed of job dreams of graduation, unemployment, employment of migrant workers
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