Oh , the joke is laughable ( a little yellow)

Miss a meal point Road, stir whip spend their food accidentally dropped between his legs, the lady was shocked: this stuff is really powerful! Cooked chopped up, it went so far as to know the way! –



guy almost cost price to buy a sofa, but also the boss at a discount to sell his bed, the boss said:


condoms of the sanitary napkin, said: my ten months of business on Yellow –




westbound case of a banshee and watch the fat of the milk abundant buttocks, Gu Yu OK intercourse, the female demon seeing exclaimed: Presbyterian Daughter menstrual intercourse inconvenience fear itself! His hands together a monk, after hearing: Amitabha, Pinseng to learn from! –



father took his son to take a bath, the ground is very slippery, a son will want to slip to seize the father JJ only did not fall, the father shouted: to fuck Fortunately, your mother and non-killed you. –


woman married a beautiful woman of


a poor village head introduced the villages: basically rely on the party to eat, dress basically rely on spinning, rich rely on the basic grab and wife rely on the basic want; communicate basic relying roar, the traffic by taking the basic law and order basically rely on the dog, sex life basically rely on hand! –


awesomeness men, dissolute woman Shuangsi men, gentle women love men, and talented woman hook dead man, wealthy woman playing the dead man, an official woman killed men, women vocation is Gaosi the man! –

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Mr. Wang, a business trip to buy a turtle, to prevent belt on the plane. In he Jizhongshengzhi the turtle into the crotch on the plane. Firmly secured and then afraid to suffocate a turtle, you unlock the zipper to put out the head of the turtle, flight attendants from the edge too, has been twisted to look. Mr. Wang said: look, see what to see. Have not seen? The stewardess blush and say, what I see, but really like your eyes is the first time I saw! –



a man went to his family physician, he asked: grew up, I heard this question a bit uncomfortable, then looked outside and said: Yes,


modern society, crazy woman sexual desire is too strong, sheep began to eat the wolf, Tom and Jerry went to bed, rabbit sausage, homosexuality is considered a normal , not having an affair is a gift for. –

The beauty of

child asked: said, darling! legs separate?

a male brothel, and asked the female price female A: 50; men in cheap dry; female: $ 100, the men asked the male and female Answer out of 50 yuan each, angrily: you mother is China Mobile also bidirectional charges! –


Beach person in charge of wearing three-point beauty implicitly said:




a Japanese woman in the sauna bath, looking Takeo its intrafamilial transmission, Takeo rubbed rubbed suddenly starting to insert the to its shame at the Japanese woman was furious: What is your work? Adonis said: inside the rubbing! –


village women report said: shame that! Last night I was QJ; police asked her long-sawed? That Anke did not see, but definitely a novice, could not find places because he was half a day, but finally I give he helped into the … –



man 20 is a semi-finished, 30 finished, 40 fine, 50 best, 60 top grade, seventy waste, 80 souvenir. –


virgin tribute wine, and men want to taste; young woman in red wine, drink a want two; lover of beer, drink a cool heart and refreshing; wife is white wine, the whole a difficult to drink too! –



a group of women share their sex life. Single woman was very impressive, lively interest in sex, and family woman sex drive dull silence. The envy of family woman asked:



a female disguised as a man, day in the position suddenly LJ, under the red one, the company commander asked: Paxia her pants, surprised:





the teacher of for two

a young man in the bus to see a beautiful collar was very low, Chunguangwaixie, joked: you keep your place. –




woman asked the man: do you think our favorite man what? What things are rough? What is hard? The man smiled, flushed, speechless, a woman shouted: fool! Tell you, is like a man rich and powerful hard spine! –

concluding remarks

criminals break into houses the QJ women encountered strong resistance, and her husband come down to earth come back to see his wife was to suppress criminals, picked up a shovel and beat anger, heard his wife cursed: go!


then a couple, very affectionate. One day his wife said to her husband: after each affectionate Finally one day money jar full, so her husband smashed the money can start to count the money. Suddenly he found three of 100 yuan, greatly annoyed, asked his wife said: individuals like you mean it.



history is married and is the second marriage, Female linked into the bridal chamber, seeking the second line: a night raid on Pearl Harbor, beauty frightened (fine) Male clever right: two atomic bombs, Japan, Germany, (too) surrender the scroll reads: World War II! –


life ah, always some philosophical … Life is like being raped: either resist or go to enjoy; work like prostitution: you can not let someone else; society is just like … all have to rely on their own hands to resolve –



husband reading a book on the bed, put his hand into the wife legs from time to time, wife strip coquetry, her husband asked why? The wife asked: your hand doing? Husband and said solemnly: wet hands, good open book –

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beauty bathing in the river, accidentally a shrimp got into the lower body, beauty shocked, then the emergency to the hospital, a male doctor to check, said:



Ni Ping to Mengcheng guest dish, a bullwhip, and tastes especially good, and asked what things? Feng Gong, said: cattle body there,mbt coupon codes! Cattle, said Feng Gong who also Ni Ping Q: my body? Two Qi A: Your body sometimes, sometimes not … –




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a male with the surname of the party, the bride and groom request: First, we must adhere to the principles of the Party commands the gun, the party called to play, which hit; can not engage in multi-party system; can not join the party before driving through to join the party after loose half! –


the words of a man and a woman having an affair, men enter, lying on the female body does not move, and said softly: we now China Unicom, and some displeasure, male violent attack, the woman loudly shouting: Mobile is more than Unicom! –


urgency, the roadside to urinate, no paper, rub the leaves. The leaves have thorns, **** and even pain. Unhappy beauty said:



man went to visit his friend, the results of the only friends of the young beautiful wife at home, he actually had enjoyed the world to seduce her and have sex with him, and the price he is willing to give her 500 yuan. She consider that the cost is the pen easy and good money, so really have sex with him. After dark, and her husband came home from work, and asked: Fat Di come yet?


unit leaders: they might the reason of our work are: First, as a widow to sleep, no one above; like **** above Old substitutions; Third, like sleeping and his wife, one of us old engage in their own people. –


lover watches, the prettier the better; Xiaomi is a pocket watch, the more secret the better; Miss electronic table,MBT Sandals Sale, the more fresh the better; wife is automatic table, not on the still running; a variety of tables with good time master, can not let them noisy! –


colleagues went to Inner Mongolia to play tea meat to eat in the tent, and some people not used to the taste of thought and others for the food. A lady on the edge of the men said: you eat my milk, I eat your eggs! –


Anhui since ancient times, the wines: the girls leg lift, the hole in the wine; boys and leg lift, gold seed wine; Granny leg lift, Gujing Distillery; old man lift of the legs, Quan dry beer; your legs lift Sword male liquor. –


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