Mom, pants off and called him Uncle look , he did not believe
One. Edge of my office Mop hodgepodge while wiping lipstick, careless did not hold, just wearing today is a very loose overalls, so it fell into the pants, then suddenly pushed open the door to the boss is surprised to see I come up with a length and weight from the crotch area is very doubtful that a small stick.
ex-boyfriend and I together a year and a half did not say I love you, and do not intend to see his QQ information that says I love you, Zeng can !
3. work in the morning subway, many people especially crowded! Next to a girl looks very kawaii is texting, I do not looked she wrote, While no intention to look back and see this girl wrote, save money? br>
beautiful colleague with a 5-year-old son to the unit to play. That guy more than words, has been called; not believe it! bedroom there is a guy C through the back door. . . Military training was to report over
we prepared to give him a smoke, the smoke of foul bedroom, each also Diao a child,abercrombie fitch hoodies men, though it was a lot of people not smoking
this guy when he first entered the bedroom directly quells too honest. . .
just A quivering out to prepare for a long time with aluminum foil, sprinkle some powdered milk. . . .
below with a lighter roast a few, very politely sent to the front of C: . . .
two days before the tickets, have a personal to jump the queue, I glared at him, did not think I came out, he should chase out the call me, I have outdone rushed to criticize him, and twice put his curse no gas, and then I found his ears stuffed with Bluetooth headset, MD that he on the phone. . .
8. my aunt’s children then point and my aunt to let him learn this and that, this child is really smart! My aunt said: obsessed with the things you learn, to his brother. See if you learn better is not good.
surprised ~ How old is this ah? ! Began to want to refer you a profound questions? ! Tut tut teach. . .
children then read: . . .
small nanny voice particularly large, the owner told tonight to the identity of the person, speak sure to keep it down. After dinner, the owner, guests play cards, small nanny finished packing to go to bed earlier, so leaned the man of the house whispered: 10 Today, I just enter the house, they found one hundred dollar bills lying on the table. Usually the mother nor to pocket money, Is this mercy? Think of here made me a hi. When I picked up the money found under pressing a note, take a look that says: Today is the birthday of your grandmother, waiting for me at home, we went to the grandmother’s birthday. Note – one hundred dollars is not for you, in order to get your attention!
11. dozen years ago, high school guys up often in a brother home dvd to see term piece of civilization, he lives grandfather the family, grandparents are more than 70, not him. Results Once the door not tightly closed or pushed open the door of his Lord came to see elderly vertigo, not spade trembling closed the door and went out, we thought all right, and after a few days, cups, milk his day suddenly asked him : army you often see that channel which is the Taiwan ah? you Lord to find a few days ….
12 junior high school when a study up at the front table A favorite boys suddenly turned to me and said: .
Then, he went on to say, to an excuse for a letter: What language level of my tears Wow, look down and cried a good will, but also picked up the note to find that: .
14. yesterday finally asked the students to the beast beast seeds, the next excitedly dad computer, then pop up a dialog box whether to replace the original file? I take over the press the answer key: Hello! Hello! Hello? Hello? ! You Who? What? It touches you speak! KAO! Press the hold button, gas, said look at the calls, a look, is the SMS … uh
16 I was at home watching TV, the TV said is dangerous how to deal with things children encounter. So, I wanted to quiz the two-year-old son. I pretended to faint like to see how he do. Screwed up his eyes, I see the money his son to count my wallet.
17. Today, my stomach hurt to stay in the toilet for a long time, Dad suspected to play inside the aircraft. Sister passing with my dad, rest assured that if the aircraft, he would not be so long
18 when I read the first two days, one day, my mother let me go to her bedroom to get her something. I pushed open the door I saw the bedroom to put VCD table, put out a 34-piece / A envelope, then learned how to SY, So front of the envelope SY had about 34 minutes later, a sudden my dad yelled loudly: talk show, a beautiful MM as a translator. Moderator of the United States said: >
20. home just installed broadband, and her husband said that he played during the day, I play at night, eating dinner, urging him to I smiled, this will you let me on the moment, the night I let you, he immediately stood up and said to grin. . .
21. listening to friends talking about, his chickens, he has a younger brother over 20 years old, one day his father would like to eat chicken, they call him brother kill a home in the evening stew, his brother kill a chicken, not a knife, took a bag chicken installed a ton of crazy fight.
22.90 years or so, I was in the year-old bar, I really pure over time in the country, summer supper village young and old are basically gathered in a small flood chat to kill time, my home near the small river, at night, and my mother have the habit of going to bed early, so when she lay in bed, watching TV, let me call my father to go home, I would lie on the balcony, shouting, The father quickly go home and sleep Yeah, my mom Tang Chuangshang … this time to enjoy the cool burst of laughs. I did that time is unclear what the adults laugh … now the understand
23. Real thing. Said an orthopedic surgeon encounter a right leg fracture treatment, the doctor absently to his left leg in plaster.
later discovered, the hospital asked patients: one leg left nothing to give you plaster you do not ask? The patients said: I thought to be a mold of the first to use my good leg
24 New Year’s morning the first day of work, the boss red envelopes. . . Cool. . . .
However, the cup is occurring, when the boss took the red envelopes come to me, I am The results do not know how the saliva down. The boss gave me mine to. Fortunately, is independent office
25. Once a bus, accidentally stepped on a man’s foot on the train. I yelled out React are silent. . . .
26 to live with her in-laws must pay attention to confidentiality.
I did a gynecological examination, test results on the table of my house, careless father packed his things to see.
night her husband told me that he was his father quietly told them to verbally.
let him work too hard, this marriage more than a year, how wife cervical masticate it? !
27 One day his uncle one to my home, approaching the point of a meal ready to eat, and unexpectedly found a hair in the rice cooker, my uncle to sentence: not bend the like
28. my dad took me with a bike. I am in the back seat, bored, think big now do not know my father afraid not ticklish. . His armpits with both hands out into the to Naoliao a few tragedies, the bike hit next to a tree, my father fall Siyangbacha.
29 There are times, and her husband fight, fights very fierce mother and mother-in-law how to persuade no later two people behind closed doors well and good, my husband wanted to ** half results My mother suddenly opened the door (she had our room key) we tuck too late, hey, were to see the light My mother heard the sound, that I am crying (in fact I was in ** moan Oh) < br>
30. New Year’s Eve to see the Spring Festival, Little Tigers played …
my sister moved to death, my mother pointing Chen Zhipeng in the next to the sentence: not the former years jumped to his death? file room next door came the voice of a woman suspected of sex, shock ing! , Then turn off the machine, holding the cup close to the wall eavesdropping, only to hear that woman voice clearly is my crush of the Finance Department ***, because of grief, the cup fell, made a harsh cracking sound …. next door abruptly cut-off, waited 10 minutes, I sneak out, but the vice president met in the corridor of confusion, I said the * total hardship of
32. the words of my buddy just broke up with his girlfriend is not very good mood. walking down the street saw two dogs at JP. this man up toward the bitch kicked results by both the dog chasing bite 3 Street. leg move at their own expense vaccination
33. Spring Festival Evening
then go to the Spring Festival Baidu Post!
showed where three Secret Liu Qian magic of the paste must pass the mailbox to see
the trouble
then there is a paste ! ! ! LZ really worthy of the magic master, five words to expose the magic mysteries of
Wang ~! Wang ~ Wang ~ ~ Wang Wang! ! !
34. all right and his wife to a theater, the film section of the hero XXOO fragments, small XE to see a few people around, we have very focused look at the film, gave next to his wife to send text messages (can not say, afraid of being heard): this? . . .
35. now finally understand why the Japanese AV so prevalent. Japan’s national flower is the Yin flower, a symbol of royalty in Japan is the chrysanthemum.
36. never on my school today whim on the first cup with the description of the four are girls before the special friend of the boyfriend of my favorites Dear baby, my little pet sexy small wildcat my description is a smelly old woman uh ..
37 had left in the road properly, sudden 178 year-old girl pointed at me and shouted 38 crush on her for many years, is finally touched her MIMI the
reading has secret crush on her, but the courage to tell the truth, go back, she was already married his husband with I was a classmate.
that afternoon, she hold the baby during feeding, I would like to finally see. The mood is so excited.
his husband sitting next to and talk to me, my heart is so depressed, so perfect things, ye his doll can eat, I will not be able to? I would have wanted to touch she talked to a good excuse. I walked up to her, a press and hold both hands to her, Mimi, and then with her doll, said: If elected, uncle, do not cry to eat
39. I remember one time cut of BP, and a study of doctors set up the stage. Called the patient to the Tuoliaokuzi lying start operation after to see the hand of the doctor to take a needle and tweezers just with the usual contrary, I casually asked one: Hey, you are left-handed? That doctors have not had time to answer, I heard the following patient screamed: wow, your doctor if you too cow B, look at the second child will be able to know that I am left-handed
40 in the guard, a little girl: People’s Liberation Army uncle …
41. today received GF SMS: I want to get married, I said that with you into the marriage hall, you come when the best man.
42. child, make mistakes, always kind-hearted burst of my mom and beat, and then asked me: wrong no? Pure me, always the courage to answer: Yes! As a result, the second round of the blast to play … so, a single stupid into a cup with reincarnation … Well, more often, I understand, time, Mummy is finished, asked: wrong no? I immediately replied: wrong! The results of my death did not think … Mommy asked: What was wrong? I did not react, the resounding answer is: do not know …
43 yesterday to go to the hospital admissions office to see my friends … is said to be to fight, concussion, fractured his right hand, I also angry would like to ask to ask who to play, to find someone to avenge his death …
a result, he told me, he and GF play SM time to get my curiosity ah, not tied you to her? Besides SM ye also concussion of the …? Buddies flavors? ? one asked of
results of almost me laugh pumping past the …
way to go … Her father is a soldier,abercrombie fitch sweater mens, apart from anything else picked up a stool to hit ah! basin turned out to be my sister used to wash the PP
45 and her husband bought a new phone slightly.
later he drove, I would help him get a variety of settings to download software. the phone desktop
can put four contacts and,
I put the sim card card copy.
saw one called
the I am glad to put the first 1 contacts the seat up.
and then try to play 1. the
phone through
but my phone does not ring.
46. two days, the classroom on the second floor.
English teacher is a guy, was on the naughty classroom, angry guy.
guy pulling the A on top of the podium.
struggling to kick, A is a dodge the shoes of the guy a parabolic fly out of the classroom, fly directly to the downstairs flower beds.
guy said to me to retrieve it,
A said, but also kick not?
47. true, a daily language lessons, learned that the story of the Foolish Old Man Valley, is the Duke Huan dialogue with the old man. Which said his cows gave birth to a calf, his calves to sell, buy a pony, and the results of horse was a teenager snatched reason: Junior said: , a classmate of my class cried out to read the text, he read: juvenile Japanese cattle can not be born Ma …
48 I The woman, a child my mother always dressed as a boy. Times to play outside, a group of boys playing with a monkey steal peach game, then one is a boy came running holding me dig for a long time, at last he shock fine ..
49 a day and my mom last year to the Western Hills temple worship, but also pumping only sign, outlaw to burn incense, but I could not find the burning of incense, and then allow my mother to ask next to a monk, my mother forward, said: My dad mobile Internet play. and received a text message of my mother, content, want to tell you to do to Ai is …
51. absolutely true story,,,
a beauty after a day or two just to relatives House of Love; results this morning to hear the news of a cup with her distant aunt · ·
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52. Currier sound, how is it? I put a variety of the program’s name changed to Changed to childish, a ** when her husband is probably tired, and not two minutes on the SHE look like I’m a little laugh, he is particularly angry into the kitchen, took a carrot threw me
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55. sophomore math teacher math teacher, under a students cell phone rang, abnormal sound, the teacher did not bother to continue to write the question on the blackboard, back after a while said the one: who phone should sound rang, I put the phone gently on the ground the
straining step I feel comfortable ah, the shock, I almost wet
57. girlfriend grandmother falls during the Spring Festival, birthday, ran over to fart fart congratulate the elderly, was going to say that health and good luck, the results of all of a sudden brain pumping, when it comes to Wan after the word froze can not think of later, Biechu a Long live Long live Long live
58. one morning to go to work, an old **, also more than 40 years old, as we brag about last night playing mahjong good, I’m Feeling Lucky and win money We asked who he play, he is happy to say that ha ha ha
59 college friends get a lot of H disk lock in a drawer once confusedly forgot to lock go fear after school to think of it, hurried to see the show one week weekend home to a number sufficient in quantity seemingly not ready to put it back, saw a piece of paper to take a look at the moment ** write exchange Japan boring
60. child back home, Tuo Tuo of cow dung type lying on the roadside, just granny cattle ran to see this cow butt how long to pull out so stylish, just head out of the past … people scene took place, one Tuo hot shit hit my face …
61. absolutely true. my sister experienced. New Year, when my sister to eat dinner, the last link is the prize, do the game winner to win a prize. out a few lucky ones to start playing games, a man win after pk, the audience applauded, leadership is also that smiled and applauded after the instigation, that man did a bottle of red wine went to open the prize, audience shout Apple! party atmosphere to reach the g tide him open the prize Apple brand notebook, indeed, when the audience silent. the original which is an apple, a deck of cards plus a paper notebook. that man is depressed spot apple to eat …
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62. switched Saipan 5320 forum look laughable
yesterday returned to the bedroom, a student (I do not know which bedroom) come in swinging · · · · when I’m working on small 5 extroverted the sound puff · · · ·
students: Wow, such a small phone. sound can also ~ the the ~
< br> I: Well, the phone will · · · good hides his pocket.
students: What are the songs? pass two over? (College of Music and the neuropathy Tingduo, I do not know him)
I: Oh, I’ll give you Kan Ma .. these songs (he is dig his cell phone)
suddenly he pulled out a huge cell phone, almost a desktop hard drive size · · · · I was shocked!
I: I, you phone is a high-tech wisdom? the Prism freshman dragged
students: Nokia! (I would like to Nokia when the brick machine with Bluetooth? carefully turned out to be legend has been a long time nckia br>
, students (giggling): I did not dare put · · · · a little scary! my phone has five speakers
whole bedroom: students, put to listen to ~ ~ ~ see if there is much sound!
students (and proud): I just opened the two-cell volume Ha ~ ~ ~
< br> bedroom: full, full of · · · ·
students: ~ ~ Well, I put to you you to experience the power of my phone.
began to play: · · · yo · · · yo · yo · · · · · here 山路十八弯 here waterway nine serial ………
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