Keep Away From Approaching Women With These Lines

In this short article I’m going to share to you 20 pick up lines for guys that you must avoid like the plague.

Most of the time pick up lines do not work because they sound unnatural. Also, most guys don’t understand how to playfully say them and they come across as needy and desperate. If you want to use pick up lines use them on girls that you already have a great level of trust with and you’ll get them laughing, increasing your level of attraction.

In fact, if you’ve ever studied some serious pick up material, you already know that all the dating gurus tell you to stop using pick up lines. What they recommend to start out conversations with women is to use natural conversation starters.

Avoid these 20 pick up lines:

1. I’m easy Are you?

2. You wanna play circus? You roar and I’ll throw ya the meat!

3. Warmed up? Well, let’s get going with more dirty pick up lines!

4. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in

5. Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would love to tap that ass!

6. Hump is the subject today, would it be a noun or a verb when you put it on me?

7. Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what’s in between!

8. I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex

9. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg

10. Nice legswhat time do they open?

11. Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

12. Do you have a boyfriend? No Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

13. Let’s play house, you be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!

14. Could I touch your belly button from the inside?

15. Can you lick your nipples?[No] Can I? [Yes] Can you show me?

16. Guess what?! I’ve got an ” tounge and I can breath out of my ears!

17. Who’s your friend?

18. Wanna play ? You do me and I owe you one!

19. I could hear your c*ck talking and it just told me to blow you a kiss!

20. Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

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