Hot Honey, Northern Style

You know what they say about Northern Birds; like the song says, “They keep their boyfriends warm at night.” That’s putting it mildly…perhaps you have a mate whose girl comes from Yorkshire or Lancashire. Ever notice that smug little gleam in his eye after the weekend? Those lucky guys like to keep it dark; all the more for them!

Maybe you’d like to find out if what they say about those babes from the North of England is true. You can, you know, without spending hours on the motorway, or having to go into unfamiliar territory and risk a punch-up from some Northern bloke if you hit on his girl. You can start your very own Northern Fling from the comfort of your own home. It’s dead easy; just jump on the Internet and and find yourself on www.eliteaffair.co.uk/content/articles_n/northern_babes.php. It’s totally free and totally hot.

What do you fancy? A demure little thing; butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth, but get her alone and you’ll find out what a high sex drive is all about. Do you like a fit, flirty girl with big knockers and a tight little bum ? You’re sure to find your type right there. Maybe you have business in Leeds, Birmingham, or Stoke; arrange a little afternoon delight with horny milfs or hot housewives.

Do you like things a bit kinky? You can find sleazy birds with hearts of gold, tarty girls who just love to please a man, even glamour model types with the most scandalous tastes. When you date a Northern Bird, you never know what can happen, but rest assured you’ll be spent and happy before you’re done.

This is how you make it all happen. Join for free, and browse member listings. Check out these amazing girls, and find one you fancy. Forget embarrassing phone calls and awkward meetings in some overpriced bistro. It’s as easy as an email or an instant message. Chat a while, share some fantasies; make sure that she’s the girl of your dreams. When you’re ready, arrange to meet.

You’ve probably gone into a pub before with high hopes; you’re going to meet this beautiful bird, or at least that’s what she’s told you. Meet her in the flesh and she’s ten years older and two stone heavier than you were led to believe. Chuck that kind of heartbreak. You know who you’re looking for, you know what she loves, wants, and needs. No surprises, no disappointment; after a drink or three, it’s time to find some privacy and act on both your impulses.

When you’re back home after a very nice time indeed, you can both stay in touch online. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, they say; something will definitely be growing after hours of some especially sexy IMs. Write some lewd and lurid emails back and forth. You can really get to know each other, and you can plan exactly what you’re going to do your next Northern trip. Don’t forget that webcam action; it’s not quite flesh on flesh, but it will do for the moment.

What could be simpler or better? Make your dreams come true, Northern style.

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