Splish, Splash, Splosh

As last month’s Blog was purely business…you’ll be pleased to know I am back from hols with another slightly warped comment on the current state of affairs!

As our balmy Summer comes to an end we can all reflect on the promised “BBQ Summer” that never was …the weathermen & women have been castigated yet again…Glastonbury was like a water park for the 1st couple of days after which the sun did shine and we all dried out whilst listening to Sanatogen fuelled golden oldies Tom Jones, Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young, Tony Christie, Status Quo, Spinal Tap…et al.

What can we learn from an event like Glastonbury…?

The camp sites are so cramped a Sardine would feel at home…you have to trudge for hours through the masses to get to your desired stage…the toilet facilities can only be safely navigated if you are in a sealed sanitation suit with gas mask to hand…the culinary delights on offer cater for every conceivable desire and are always just a bit more expensive than you’d like, and all taste of plastic…the beer tents are far and few between with overpriced booze all served lukewarm by a willing mass of youth covered in body art and all adorned with a spectacular amount of metal sticking out of their happy faces……the nett result…everyone…young and old…has a BALL!

Where else would you see a fully grown man dressed as a Smurf reading The Guardian.. marvellous!

So…to get my point…unless you’ve done it you cannot prevent the person you are talking to glazing over in disbelief at the fact you are trying to convince them you’ve had a good time…but you have… and they probably would too if they tried it out.

Which cleverly brings me to Tiles…if you try out some of our new lines you might find you like them a lot too!

Brighten up any room with our new Amitex Tile Lighting Kitswall tiles or floor tiles…they look spectacular.

Also warm up your home with the cheapest range of Underfloor Heating mats you will find on the market… suitable for use in any room in the house.

No political comment this time round aside from the fact we can all be safe in the knowledge the Headless Chicken at No.10 has had a damp summer too…Splish, Splash, Splosh…

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